do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
(via mermaid-stuck-on-land)
ok let’s stop using the term “butthurt” we’re not 12 anymore
you sound fannytroubled
a little bootybothered if you ask me
someone’s having a little tushytantrum
(via mermaid-stuck-on-land)
If you say “old sport” three times in front of your mirror Gatsby will appear and awkwardly hit on your wife
(via mermaid-stuck-on-land)
Veronica A. Shoffstall (via exteritio)
(Source: hellanne, via dead-girls-d0nt-cry)
Plant your own garden and decorate your own soul, instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers.
